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 Posted: Jun 06, 2012 - 03:02 AM |
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!"
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. |
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Posted: Jun 06, 2012 - 06:24 AM |
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Location: Nieuwegein, Netherlands
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how is this with the rest of the English speaking world?
do the same results apply?
or are the Americans even worst of compared to the rest of the English speaking world?
then the conclusion could be that being a English speaking American kills you..... |
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Posted: Jun 06, 2012 - 06:51 AM |
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Joined: Dec 06, 2007
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Location: Redmond, WA USA
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You guys are all wrong. Its the flouride in the water.
Dr. Strangelove - Fluoridation 1 |
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Those afraid to embrace the future will quickly fade into the past. - larryvc
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Posted: Jun 06, 2012 - 02:43 PM |
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Location: Chicago Illinois USA
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| ... precious bodily fluids |
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Posted: Jun 07, 2012 - 02:26 PM |
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Location: TN
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| Perhaps us Americans need to think more with our hearts. |
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Posted: Jun 07, 2012 - 05:13 PM |
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Location: Redmond, WA USA
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KitCarlson wrote:
Perhaps us Americans need to think more with our hearts.
That's the problem. We care too much. Maybe we should take more of an "I don't give a damn attitude" and relax a little.
I still say it is the Flouride.  |
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