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 Posted: Mar 03, 2012 - 12:25 PM |
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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A True Blue Aussie
Two Aussies, Frank and Steve, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Frank stumbled across an old lamp. He
rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Frank blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that XXXX Bitter !"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Steve looked disgustedly at Frank whose
wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Steve said, "Nice going Frank ! Now we're going to have to p*ss in the boat." |
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Posted: Mar 03, 2012 - 04:57 PM |
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Location: Arlington, Texas, U.S.A.
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Posted: Mar 03, 2012 - 07:41 PM |
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| NICE!! |
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I have decided that I am no longer going to plan anything in advance. In a court of law this is called Pre-Meditated, and does not look good for the defense.....
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Posted: Mar 04, 2012 - 12:06 AM |
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Location: Apalachin, NY, USA
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Posted: Mar 04, 2012 - 06:46 AM |
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donblake wrote:
I saw that coming!
Don
Obviously you would be a better lifeboat companion than "Frank". |
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Posted: Mar 04, 2012 - 12:06 PM |
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I don't get it. XXXX beer tastes like p*ss anyway, so they won't notice any difference.
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Posted: Mar 04, 2012 - 12:20 PM |
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mnehpets wrote:
I don't get it. XXXX beer tastes like p*ss anyway, so they won't notice any difference.
- S
Not being a Queenslander ... I agree. |
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Posted: Mar 05, 2012 - 03:58 AM |
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Location: Ballarat, Australia
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mnehpets wrote:
I don't get it. XXXX beer tastes like p*ss anyway, so they won't notice any difference.
- S
Good call  |
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