Irish burial at sea ...

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Mick and Paddy had promised their uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.

Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise.

They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while Mick says, 'Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out, Paddy?'

Without a word Paddy slips over the side, only to find himself standing in water up to his knees.

'Dis'll neva do, Mick. Let's row some more.'

After a bit more rowing Paddy slips over the side again, but the water is only up to his belly, so they row on.

Again Mick asks Paddy, 'Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out, Paddy?'

Once again Paddy slips over the side and almost immediately says, 'No, dis'll neva do.' The water was only up to his chest.

So on they row and row and row and finally Paddy slips over the side and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Mick is really getting himself into a state when suddenly Paddy breaks the surface, gasping for breath.

'Well is it deep enuff yet, Paddy?'

'Aye 'tis', says Paddy.

'Hand me da shovel.'

Ross McKenzie ValuSoft Melbourne Australia

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Poor Paddy and Mick :) I wonder, how they dug the hole without having any necessary equipment (scuba, pocket flash) :) :) :)

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Oh, these 'strange' words like 'Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out' resemble me English words :)

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Translation: "Do you think this is far enough out". It is an attempt to make the words sound the way an Irishman would sound.

Ross McKenzie ValuSoft Melbourne Australia

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OK, I understood their meaning) I just didn't know why they have been written in such way, now I know. Thank you!

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Be making joke much funny, yes?

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Yeah, this joke is very funny :)

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Kartman wrote:
Be making joke much funny, yes?

Oh right!

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So on they row and row and row ...

I suppose Mick and Paddy would complain also about the time needed to cut the hole for the boat on an ice-fishing trip...

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig.

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Funny